Miscellaneous: Today, I made plans to hang out with two of my friends. They...

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2016 04:05 - United States - Denver

Today, I made plans to hang out with two of my friends. They rescheduled the meeting and forgot to tell me. FML

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SimplySaraya 9

Tuesday 17 May 2016 21:29

"Forgot"

BaDoomes 4

Tuesday 17 May 2016 16:54

They didn't.

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BaDoomes 4

Tuesday 17 May 2016 16:54

They didn't.

SimplySaraya 9

Tuesday 17 May 2016 21:29

"Forgot"

james_logan 19

Tuesday 17 May 2016 23:44

Dang! I wanted to say that...

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