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I don't believe that's true, seeing how every husband has to trick their wife into doing it nowadays.

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#21 There are acetaminophen tablets or suppositories for fever if you can't keep food down... (and other suppositories) For the schizophrenic patients, you have Risperdal, it can be given in tablet form or via an intramuscular injection (ouch) if you fear your patient is not swallowing. (noncompliance) There are more, but I'm taking so Long to type this, I'm almost sure the FML app won't let this go through if I add another word.

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#30, If I look at the time stamps, it suggests you must have taken longer than 10 minutes to write that. Just a fun fact (:

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You could also try jamming the pills into your ear, as the voices in my head oftentimes suggest, but I've heard (with much difficulty) that it isn't as effective as standard methods of ingestion. What? I can't hear you.

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Who doesn't prefer oral??? It's the only way to go! Shocked no one suggested snorting their meds....

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I prefer taking medications anally, partially due to childhood events. But I won't bore you with the details

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That might count as a rhyme if you're Lil B the Based God, but I doubt any real musicians would let that one go into a song.

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How else could* she have* done* it you ask? I'll just let you have a think about it, and if you're still not sure, please don't hesitate to ask again.

Was the other choice "taking it up the ass?" I'm sure your preference for oral will be most pleasing to at least some of your potential clients :)

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