Miscellaneous: Today, I'm thinking about my ex girlfriend right. And out of... - FML

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By Idklifeyet45 - 17/06/2016 20:10 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I'm thinking about my ex girlfriend right. And out of nowhere she texted me telling me she misses me and I told her I missed her too, a couple minutes later she messaged me telling me she meant to send that to her new boyfriend. We dated two years and broke up yesterday. FML

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Saturday 18 June 2016 5:00

This FML is very poorly worded.

I_Like_Boobs 14

Saturday 18 June 2016 5:39

don't worry, you will find someone better, just be patient, don't let it get to you .... just enjoy life and the right person will find her way into your life.

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Unlucky1232 20

Saturday 18 June 2016 3:02

in that case OP bullet dodged

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Saturday 18 June 2016 5:00

This FML is very poorly worded.

I_Like_Boobs 14

Saturday 18 June 2016 5:39

don't worry, you will find someone better, just be patient, don't let it get to you .... just enjoy life and the right person will find her way into your life.

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