Intimacy: Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested...

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

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By vaness@ - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

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By coffeeshopgirl - 08/05/2012 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML

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By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By cockfist - 04/03/2014 22:41 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous90 - 24/07/2010 23:59 - Canada

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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Good night

By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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Flammin8 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:03

respect his wishes?

BelleElle_fml 5

Monday 13 December 2010 20:33

Aw, what a gentleman. You've got a keeper, OP!

Comments

Alleged_Cranium 7

Monday 13 December 2010 19:34

If you can't please yourself, try using your other hand.

drake222 3

Tuesday 14 December 2010 2:01

"like"

Claytonic 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:38

Mormons ftw!

cguinn17 9

Monday 13 December 2010 20:34

what's a mormon?

DocBastard 38

Monday 13 December 2010 22:13

You are. Oh...morMon. Right, nevermind.

JavIin 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:27

*Likes DocBastard's comment*

cguinn17 9

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:46

awww sad day! i've lived it Utah for the past 5 years, every one here is Mormon or knows one, i was hoping to get an outside opinion lol

Mons_fml 27

Tuesday 14 December 2010 8:56

mormons are stupid, srsly

n0obpr0 4

Monday 13 December 2010 19:42

and then females be talking shit about us being manwhores...smh

kristi_nisbett 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:46

how is this an fml? r u a nympho or something??

perdix 29

Monday 13 December 2010 19:49

Maybe you'll get lucky and the little brother will come home . . . and not be so little ;)

Nutz321 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:49

Alice?!? Is that you?

collegegirl87 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:20

I agree! Its annoying.

collegegirl87 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:27

*It's. Gahh stupid phone.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:50

So, he just wants to save himself for someone special. If you really like him youll respect him.

imhowie 2

Monday 13 December 2010 19:56

Are you really that horny?

gelica87 0

Monday 13 December 2010 20:07

horny much??? lol

zlut 0

Monday 13 December 2010 20:17

Well.. A real man can feel temptation and STILL have control over himself!

starile 19

Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:39

Yeah, but she wanted to have sex, so she'd push for it. He can control himself all he can, but if she keeps attempting to force it, he's gonna wind up kicking her out of the room at some point.