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He's just trying to make light of the situation, no need to be so burned up about it OP. P.S. Get some aloe and put it in a ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer. Once done take out and rub over body - instant relief.

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He's just trying to make light of the situation, no need to be so burned up about it OP. P.S. Get some aloe and put it in a ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer. Once done take out and rub over body - instant relief.

Guess you got burned on that deal. Next time he wants to play soccer in between your goal posts, tell him you're too sore from the last time.

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I'm sure they mean because they have pale skin and sunburn easily. I do too, and never tan. I freckle. But the hair turning red thing is funny!

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Don't exactly know why you got down voted. It's quite offensive to have your SO tell lies about you to boost their rep and ego, especially in front of you. Even if he was just trying to make light of the situation, it sounds more like he was using her to take advantage of it instead. Plus...it's very immature to relay your sex life with your SO to your friends...that counts for bragging about it too. So I agree, it was a dick move and she should indeed 'straighten him out' aka tell him she doe

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Holy fuck, 56, lighten up. As for 5, I believe he got buried because he attempted to make a pun that didn't come off as very clever.

And you corroborate his story right? "Yeah, he kept missing with his little dick and continued kneeing me in the thighs. I wish he knew how to use it because size does not really matter".

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