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By lesecureilsverts - 02/04/2016 08:34 - United States - Austin

Today, I'm exhausted from lack of sleep. Why? Every night, right before I go to bed, I get an intense itch that seems to move all over my body at random every few minutes. This usually lasts for several hours at a time. No doctor has been able to find a cause, and no amount of cream helps. FML

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