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I feel like no one even uses FML anymore
I still do. I'm just shy when it comes to commenting
You and me both. I get all paranoid everyone is going to dislike my comment, so I don't bother.
FML's community will downvote you to hell if your comment doesn't match expectations Followed by other comments that further drive the poor guy out of town Still, there is something endearing about the FML community Like finding an aggressive, but cute baby alien that you can keep as a pet
Or a cute, feral kitten. (Reference to earlier fml)
Rekt
maybe your son wants to be a Beautician?
Well he is telling the truth her days are numbered
So is everyone else's days numbered. It's just that for the elderly the number is a bit smaller.
Psychics are always so vague...
Well...he's not wrong
Been there, done that. In a crowded pharmacy on pension day...
Well the old women is going to die sooner then you and your daughter so what she said could be considered the truth
Not necessarily true. What if they got by by a bus on their way home. Not that I'd wish that on the OP and their child, obviously.
Then the old lady can reply another bits the dust before me hahaha
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*OP glares at the child* "So are you."
Explain to her that that was not appropriate.