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By  romano07  |  6

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  romano07  |  6

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  timma90  |  6

You'd take anything in this climate, the UK and some areas within it are horrid for jobs, if you're a college or graduate student you need at least 3-6 month experience to even apply and get an interview and even then you're competing with about 50 odd people for the job. Most companies are even allowing people to work for them for free, it's silly. I went for a job interview as a I.T technician and web designer and both of the interviewing party questioned my ability to do the work I needed to do, I didn't even know they were going to interview me for the web developer position so I couldn't bring my portfolio and the guy was 15 minutes late. They're just there playing high and mighty wankers. :)

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  ZTB13  |  6

Have you ever seen bad boys 2? That morgue had security guards, mainly due to them smuggling drugs and money in the bodies... Next time your bored check them and get back to us..

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  ZTB13  |  6

Have you ever seen bad boys 2? That morgue had security guards, mainly due to them smuggling drugs and money in the bodies... Next time your bored check them and get back to us..

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  BSalawalatski  |  6

THIS You have what could become the most important job in all of Human history - if one of the corpses is a zombie, it's your job to stop it before it can infect anyone else. You must stop the zombie apocalypse before it even starts.

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Necrophilia? Is this really the immediate conclusion? Only in the very worst of circumstances. Try organ harvesting. The black market for body organs is booming. Liver, heart, pancreas, lungs, etc can go for tens of thousands of dollars. THAT's why bodies are usually stolen. OP, your job is important. Quit your bitching.

By  gusgus36  |  15

in case someone tries to steal a body? or something. I'm guessing that no matter where you are, your job ends up being mostly standing around bored anyway...

By  Moemoemoe_fml  |  6

Because when you're not there, people have sex with the corpses. I kid you not, that sort of thing happens in morgues and funeral houses everywhere, ALL THE TIME. It's frightening. Usually it's the employees, actually.

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  lsantos  |  6

iPhones do automatically capitalize on MOST programs, but not so much here on FML. Example, hitting space twice normally puts in a period and capitalizes the next letter. but. not. here. it only adds a period but doesn't capitalize.

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  taytay6510  |  6

Yeah okay, I'll admit I spelled "you're" wrong, but really?! This guy is telling another guy he has improper sentence structure when his is merely better.

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