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You'd take anything in this climate, the UK and some areas within it are horrid for jobs, if you're a college or graduate student you need at least 3-6 month experience to even apply and get an interview and even then you're competing with about 50 odd people for the job. Most companies are even allowing people to work for them for free, it's silly. I went for a job interview as a I.T technician and web designer and both of the interviewing party questioned my ability to do the work I needed t

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That's the best job EVER. Now you can get paid for just sitting there and you don't actually have to do anything.

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Have you ever seen bad boys 2? That morgue had security guards, mainly due to them smuggling drugs and money in the bodies... Next time your bored check them and get back to us..

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Have you ever seen bad boys 2? That morgue had security guards, mainly due to them smuggling drugs and money in the bodies... Next time your bored check them and get back to us..

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THIS You have what could become the most important job in all of Human history - if one of the corpses is a zombie, it's your job to stop it before it can infect anyone else. You must stop the zombie apocalypse before it even starts.

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Haven't you seen NCIS? psychos try to get in and sniff the cocaine from the intestines of TR corpses.

you're there to protect the dead from psychos that will try to break in and steal body parts for money or other unknown reasons..idiot.

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Reasons people would steal/vandalize bodies: * Cover up a murder * Cover up a manslaughter * Necrophilia * Steal a body for a science cadaver

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Necrophilia? Is this really the immediate conclusion? Only in the very worst of circumstances. Try organ harvesting. The black market for body organs is booming. Liver, heart, pancreas, lungs, etc can go for tens of thousands of dollars. THAT's why bodies are usually stolen. OP, your job is important. Quit your bitching.

in case someone tries to steal a body? or something. I'm guessing that no matter where you are, your job ends up being mostly standing around bored anyway...

Because when you're not there, people have sex with the corpses. I kid you not, that sort of thing happens in morgues and funeral houses everywhere, ALL THE TIME. It's frightening. Usually it's the employees, actually.

take a good care of the dead owkie?guard them well..they might run off..lmao.. YDI..you shouldn't have taken the job if you're just gonna whine about it:P

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Ever heard of a capital?...Don't give anyone else advice if you don't even know what your talking about.

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Yea because it's not like anybody had to take a job they aren't overqualified for in this economy. What do you do for a living sir?

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iPhones do automatically capitalize on MOST programs, but not so much here on FML. Example, hitting space twice normally puts in a period and capitalizes the next letter. but. not. here. it only adds a period but doesn't capitalize.

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Yeah okay, I'll admit I spelled "you're" wrong, but really?! This guy is telling another guy he has improper sentence structure when his is merely better.

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