Miscellaneous: Today, I'm at a hotel in the middle of nowhere, with very little... - FML

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By BurningMan - 07/05/2016 14:38 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm at a hotel in the middle of nowhere, with very little gas, and hardly any food. My entire town is burning down and nobody knows when any of us will be able to go back. FML

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farmgirl98 14

Sunday 8 May 2016 16:19

I actually had to create an account so I could reply to you… I've been following your situation on the news and I am so terribly sorry for what you're going through. Lots of love and prayers from Michigan.

MaxPOP123 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 17:16

Much love to Fort Mac

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farmgirl98 14

Sunday 8 May 2016 16:19

I actually had to create an account so I could reply to you… I've been following your situation on the news and I am so terribly sorry for what you're going through. Lots of love and prayers from Michigan.

MaxPOP123 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 17:16

Much love to Fort Mac

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