Miscellaneous: Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs... - FML

By carrie - 13/01/2009 06:41 - Algeria

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 219

You deserved it 6 559

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Feet issues

By fet - 23/08/2012 14:30 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 214

You deserved it 3 452

Will people notice?

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

I agree, your life sucks 244

You deserved it 649

By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 22:15 - United States - Waynesboro

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 069

You deserved it 6 090

By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 730

You deserved it 17 452

By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 824

You deserved it 5 860

By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 925

You deserved it 5 375

Mismatched

By AlexSnower - 12/04/2020 02:00

Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 227

You deserved it 416

By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 546

You deserved it 10 183

Chilly

By Anonymous - 27/07/2020 23:03

Today, I'm a young, healthy non-smoker, getting plenty of exercise and walking about 8.000 steps a day. I still have ice-cold feet. Even wearing two pairs of socks. And Lambswool boots. In July. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 272

You deserved it 217

By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 362

You deserved it 4 999

Next

Top comments

alpuppy 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 10:55

I agree with 7, 8 and 13. I love someone with a flat chest. ...oh and a penis

ick_fml 5

Wednesday 24 February 2010 13:25

no one cares. you can stop showing off and pretending you hate your boobs.

Comments

pommeblossom 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:11

This doesn't make any sense at all...

Dimaranien 1

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:24

whats with #13??

mubaki 18

Wednesday 5 August 2009 10:16

yeah, reading it was like listening to a skipping record

FoxGlen 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 8:09

Just something that can be proportional to the body. Huge boobs just don't turn me one. Just manageable ones

andy_warhol 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:33

what ??? i dont get it hahaha thats why its soo funny.... i have no ideaa wahts going on

mynameizanthony 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:41

small boobs arent bad they usually look nice then huge gigantic boobs

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:01

I'm flat-ish too. No big deal. Although I always think it would be nice to be a bit bigger... Ahh well, can't help it.

12em12 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 4:46

Hi, I like Ouran High School Host Club too!!

The0wn4g3 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:32

Small boobs are perfect. I hate large saggy boobs. I have no idea why it's "common sense" that big boobs are best. They're far from it really....

demons_dreaming 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 10:51

my girlfriend is 27 and she's "Barely a B". and by far she's the sexiest woman i have ever seen. it's all about how you feel when you stand naked in front of the mirror. We always get weird looks when we are together, because i'm six foot, about 350 pounds, and my girl is 5'4, 110 pounds, and drop dead gorgeous.

MissyKissy 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:29

You're an awesome boyfriend. When are you proposing? :)

aatomkins 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:10

Honestly guys need to stop telling us to stop worrying because we will worry. Guys worry about the size of their tackle and we are always going to worry about the size of our boobs, its human nature.

adamazda 6

Thursday 16 April 2009 6:40

if a girl has nice ass, i dont need to worry about her boobs size. that's all it matters.

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

Keywords

Awkward Plumbing Money Insurance AITA Relationship advice Love Relatable Cheating Suspicious Weird First Dates Marriage Gross Health Poopoo peepee Mental health Cars Death Family Parenting Kids Miscellaneous Transportation Capitalism My ex Social Media Friends Instagram Public freakouts

The Top

Today, I haven’t relaxed since I was 12. If I was making good grades, doing extracurriculars, instead of allowing me to go out, my parents would accuse me of doing something bad and ground me. In college I burned out due to poor social development. Even though I have a job, I'm still a “bum.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 496

You deserved it 82

Today, my son claimed credit for a money-saving scheme at work that belonged to a colleague. He claimed this to someone in very upper management, but when they tried to ask follow-up questions, he obviously had no idea how to answer, admitted his lie and was sacked on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 961

You deserved it 421

The Top

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 189

You deserved it 9 430

Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

I agree, your life sucks 884

You deserved it 108

Today, at age thirty, my dad gave me the first compliment he's ever given me: "Remember to wash the pan out. Oh, and good job doing your chores and your mother's today." And everyone wonders why it took until last year for me to figure out I'm the same gender as this shitbag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 602

You deserved it 370

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 517

You deserved it 18 312

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 559

You deserved it 169

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 023

You deserved it 7 010