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By Anonymous - / Thursday 15 September 2011 20:03 / United States
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Look on the bright side, OP, at least he was able to get it up. There's nothing more disappointing than getting ready to have sex for the first and find out that his dick is limper than a 3 month old banana.... Not that Im speaking from experience or anything...

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163, I thumbed you down for giving a boring life story and acting like you are some sort of authority on the subject, not because it upsets me your boyfriend can last a while.

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My first time felt amazing and didn't hurt at all because my hymen had already broken the first time I was fingered. Like the OP, I also wish the guy lasted longer than 2 minutes my first time.

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Enonymous, we are done! You aren't allowed to fuck the troll, then come crawling back to me, expecting me to touch your penis that you've affectionately named "Mr. Butters"! You bastard, how could you do this to me!?! After all the promiscuous encounters we've shared on the cereal isle at Walmart, or the passionate sessions of love we've made in the back of police vans, because, let's be honest, we were a little too drunk and compared penis sizes with that one 8 year old...

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Yah keep laughing, but I legit know some guys that the first time lasted 10 seconds (so he says, probably more like 3). I can't speak from experience... but don't expect guy to last very long, especially if they are young because they might actually last 20-30 seconds.

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133- I'm guessing you can't speak from experience because you've only been pounded in the rectum from behind, by a man who prefers to go by 'Sally', and you cried the entire time. A little too accurate? That's probably because I AM THAT SALLY.

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27, Cause everyone that has sex in high school is getting STDs by the thousands, dropping out and popping out babies left and right. Sure, that could happen, but it hasn't much to do with "losing their virginity" in HS.

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