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By Darkray1963 - 08/05/2016 17:45 - United States - Acton
Today I lost my good-paying job of many years. Four months ago my wife spent all our savings remodelling our downstairs, which included four large rooms of bright white wall-to-wall carpeting. One month ago our large elderly dog lost the ability to control his bowels while he slept. FML.