By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
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tackblog 14

I don't say this much, but hopefully, she has memory loss.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Make it a double date. And please explain what happened.

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joawmeens 7

You know it's mathematically possible for this persons grandma to be in their 50's, right?

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Siererrr 13

My grandmother is only 53, let's hope she isn't going to her own funeral anytime soon. Not that anyone wants their grandma in a funeral home, regardless of age.

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cinderelessar 5

I'm well aware people can become grandparents at a young age. My step mother was only 42 when my nephew was born. It just doesn't sound like OP meant someone young and spritely. Whatever.

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bugfroggy 16

#28 - It didn't sound like they were taking about an old person, either. You can't tell how old she is based off of the FML.

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Dave_Davington 33

You willingly partook in the bet in the first place, genius. You've only yourself to blame for the current situation.

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joawmeens 7

Man, Shymalan has been getting worse and worse, hasn't he?

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Dinoporeon 9

Elderly excel at telling awkward stories at the wrong time. Hope your date is fun.

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drewflav 17

Go rock climbing or something highly physical so she can't follow you for long (if at all). Then you two can have all the privacy you need.

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sarah1024 11

Go the day before the date and pretend you got stood up

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Enslaved 36

After showing her a great night, take her to a Taco Bell parking lot and sing "Tonight We are young"

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deequu 20

Why don't you just not tell her you have a date when you go on one?

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bugfroggy 16

#36 - I doubt he promised his grandma that he'd tell her wherever he is with a girl at all times.

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karystaal 12

No, he didn't promise to tell her. But he promised to take her.

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