By emergencyroom - 15/03/2014 12:21 - United States - Parkton

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 452
You deserved it 9 383

Same thing different taste

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tpm45 25

Hey, at least she'd have been safe if it was an intruder.

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Kids these days are a lot smarter than they look!

I'd be very proud parent , it takes a lot for somebody to defend themselves at any age

That's awesome of her! Most kids wouldn't have the guts to defend themselves.

Kids nothing, I'd be hiding curled up in the smallest place I could fit. But I'm a coward.

It was really brave. I would have gone and hid myself somewhere.

Why didn't you just get her to unlock the door?

Give her a pet guard dog and you won't need a home security system anymore.

BellaBelle_fml 23

She IS the pet guard dog, lol.

well did she at least rake some leaves

Why couldn't your daughter let you in..? And she's home alone at the age of 7..? /:

lexielou07 18

He never said she was home alone. He could have gone to get the mail, take out the trash or get the newspaper and locked himself out.

That's the least important part of my comment. Why couldn't she just let him in?

jazzy_123 20

stop over thinking this and appreciate this badass fml! she can be the next Hit-Girl!

carterjanelle 9

So then the question remains why didn't he knock on the door?

Why would that be a problem? I was home alone all the time at that age, and for shorter times at younger age too. I didn't die. People are so ridiculously overprotective.