Miscellaneous: Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband...

By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By a268 - 02/02/2009 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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You deserved it 4 102

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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You deserved it 3 256

By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Yulia_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:13

What a sweet husband! He voluntarily took on your role when he saw you were no longer a good fit for it. He's a true keeper :)

testing_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:22

So did he put out?

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sillypuppy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:50

Your husband will soon be your ex-husband as well as your BFF who is as gay as the day is long. Congrats! :P

Jehanne_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:16

Crossdressing is not the same as homosexuality. OP, I'd say get over it. Crossdressing is really quite common, and if your husband can look good while he's doing it, more power to him.

gorguz14evar 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:54

a few questions.. What was he doing while you were gone? Do you have any gay friends he may know of? And this guy is a true keeper.

lukewarmocha 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:56

there was a fml similar to this before... but yea. that's...different.

ImAllFailure 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:57

He was probably working as an Exotic Dancer at the Gay Strip Club

DieInAFire 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:57

Did you like it or did it freak you out? My hubby is sleeping in my lingerie right now, and very soon I will go to pounce on him. Some guys just like to feel the lace on them

Logica42 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:26

That last sentence was...oddly hot. ... Thanks. I needed to know I had that fetish. Really.

fuckmahlife 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:43

skylerguns 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:09

I think you got more problems than he looks better

Battledog5006 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:11

fretforyerlatte 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:11

wonder if he wrote in to postsecret? the first secret this morning is "i know for certain that every piece of my wife's lingerie fits me." funny how FML and postsecret often match up. coincidence?