Work: Today, I left my job of 2 years, which I absolutely loved. Every... - FML

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By sadworker - 14/07/2016 10:41

Today, I left my job of 2 years, which I absolutely loved. Every time someone leaves who has been there a while, we all sign a card and sometimes chip in for a cake or wine or a gift. I didn't even get a card, but you know who did? The girl who's been there less than 6 months. FML

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iamdman 22

Friday 15 July 2016 4:05

Sounds like it was time to go. Good luck in your new endeavors.

potatopatota 5

Friday 15 July 2016 7:47

"Which I absolutely loved"...

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Mynxie 26

Friday 15 July 2016 3:24

Why did you leave your job if you loved it?

SpyroMello 29

Friday 15 July 2016 7:43

Where did OP say that?

potatopatota 5

Friday 15 July 2016 7:47

"Which I absolutely loved"...

countryb_cth 38

Friday 15 July 2016 9:56

Loved* as in past tense.

iamdman 22

Friday 15 July 2016 4:05

Sounds like it was time to go. Good luck in your new endeavors.

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