Intimacy: Today, I learned the valuable lesson that people can't always... - FML

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By Trusting Homeowner - 23/03/2016 20:42 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I learned the valuable lesson that people can't always be trusted. A contractor destroyed the walls in my new house, walked off the job, and kept all of the materials that I paid for along with the "labor" deposit. Doing a background check now, he's been convicted of burglary 3x. FML.

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