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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 09:52 - United States - Raeford

Today I learned the hard way that it is a bad idea to wear the color t shirt as my sisters boyfriend while attending a party. My sister had to much to drink, backed me into a corner, called me her boyfriends name and started to kiss me. She used her tongue and everything. Need mouthwash and therapy.

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