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By crazybitch / Monday 18 June 2012 04:57 / Canada
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Well, loads of people can't go without their regular caffeine intake in the morning. I know my hands start trembling if I don't have my hot brew in the morning. It's really bad though.

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Well, loads of people can't go without their regular caffeine intake in the morning. I know my hands start trembling if I don't have my hot brew in the morning. It's really bad though.

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Wait until she's on her period and hide all the cigarettes and caffeine. It'll be really fun, I promise.

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Yep, I'm sure everyone hurls heavy objects at other peoples' heads when they have no morning coffee or smokes. Nuts to that O.P , RUN FOR THE HILLS BRO

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26, That would be quite the adventure the original poster would get himself into. We should tell him to load up with chocolate and other sweets, so he has some sort of protection from his crazy gf lol.

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I'm pretty sure coffee addiction along with smoking can permanently stain your teeth brown...that's just not attractive...

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Not out of the question... But it is a question of all limbs remain intact after. I'm not a morning person either. The trick is to work coffee into the foreplay. ;)

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After many attempts I managed to do it. But only because I had to. I don't think it was a very fun experience for my fiancé though; hormonal and without coffee.

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How would that help? Tea has caffeine too ya know right? Some teas can have as much as coffee. Making sure all potential weapons are cleared from the vicinity is a far safer bet

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That's seriously messed up, Squishii... OP: Does this cloth smell like cloroform to you? GF: What? How the hel.... ohhhh.... ???? Profit!!!

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This is not a normal reaction when you don't have your morning coffee or smoke. I think it's time to see if she is all there in the head. It isn't normal to throw a hairdryer when you've just woken up.

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I think a smoke in the morning would be nasty. Who wants to taste like an ashtray right when they wake up? Hurrah for being a non-smoker.

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84- it can be under certain circumstances. Anyone waking me up knows to stay out of strike range til I'm coherent enough to recognize them. Side effect of past abuse, I go into fight mode first. It's not healthy or ok, but it can be understandable.

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I'd give him two thumbs down if I could. One for unnecessarily being a grammar nazi, and the other for trying to take after The Situation.

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You can't be anymore right. Without it every inch of my body hurts with a shooting pain. Not only that but the headache is like someone is shoving a knife into my brain. Not only that but there's no drive to do anything. That could be why she feels like that in the morning. I know I do most mornings...

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If she's quitting both, he should have known to slink around the house carefully in the mornings. Stay quiet and the angry lioness may not strike.

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