Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that my best friend is convinced that dinosaurs...

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By What are they then - 12/04/2016 13:16 - United States - Murray

Today, I learned that my best friend is convinced that dinosaurs never existed. She says the skeletons/fossils are of "anything other than dinosaurs," and refuses to believe otherwise. FML

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