Love: Today, I learned just how much my boyfriend loves Game of Thrones....

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By DannysCompetition - 30/06/2016 14:11 - United States

Today, I learned just how much my boyfriend loves Game of Thrones. He accidentally moaned "Daenerys" while we were having sex. FML

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gunner1579 25

Friday 1 July 2016 8:16

I mean have you seen her?

dansco 24

Friday 1 July 2016 5:21

Could be worse. He could moan Reek...

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dansco 24

Friday 1 July 2016 5:21

Could be worse. He could moan Reek...

gunner1579 25

Friday 1 July 2016 8:16

I mean have you seen her?

Elgrin 15

Friday 1 July 2016 16:07

At least he didn't say hodor

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