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By Anon - 03/05/2016 01:21 - United States - Newville
Today, I learned how sensitive my private parts are. I was scratching at an intense itch down below, and without realizing it, I managed to quite literally 'tear myself a new one.' As if one bleeding orifice wasn't enough to deal with already. To top it off, it's still itchy. FML
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