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By Cheese Master - 07/02/2016 18:03 - United States - Kalamazoo
Today, I kept finding eggs smashed on the floor. Turns out, my friend had brought a dozen chickens into my house to surprise me and they all decided to lay an egg and now he's "on vacation." FML