Intimacy: Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during...

By SkiMaskFukd - 07/05/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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By Bolin - 17/05/2021 08:08

Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML

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Chainsaw massacre

By sleepless in sleeplessness - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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By quietsleeper - 13/10/2009 11:07 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML

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Only a few more years to go…

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 16:00

Today, the lullaby I sing to my toddler makes my husband fall asleep faster than her, so basically I have to choose between not having sex or having to put up with a cranky overtired hyperactive toddler. Our house has a single bedroom where we all co-sleep, so I guess it's option one for now for me. FML

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blobzorz 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:08

sleep is better

tysta 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:10

Just Jack off and sleep good.... Problem solved.

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WTFSarai 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:26

Get an iPod!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:26

Enjoy the sex, you can sleep when you are dead.

bigojac2000 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:30

agreed

Rexx 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:40

There are a few people out there that want to make the dead feel "alive."

KaintukeeBob 13

Friday 7 May 2010 19:40

You are correct, sir.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Friday 7 May 2010 20:04

And the more sleep you miss, the quicker you'll be dead!

P_to_the_AM 9

Saturday 8 May 2010 13:11

But at least he had great sex ;)

TokioxxHotel 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:33

just put ear plugs in after sex so you'll stay asleep.

FleshForFantasy 3

Friday 7 May 2010 19:53

morning sex .... problem solved. :p ... but has she tried to fix the problem herself?

maskedman 9

Friday 7 May 2010 19:59

Stop bragging, SkiMaskfukd. But seriously, keep having sex but do it in the kitchen or something.

dacman48 0

Friday 7 May 2010 20:00

WHY THE **** ARE YOU COMPLAINING?!?!?

photofreak16 0

Friday 7 May 2010 20:18

eh op **** sleep....great sex is waay better

triggerit 5

Friday 7 May 2010 20:19

after sex put a dick in her mouth...

N0vemberaccou_19 4

Friday 7 May 2010 20:23

Is there a possibility you could sleep in another room? You guys could still sleep together on nights you don't have sex, and then just when you're about to go to sleep go into a different room on nights you do. I don't think it should be that big of a deal. And are you sure you're using the ear plugs right? Because when you use them properly they block out pretty much all noise.

CLARlNET 5

Sunday 3 April 2016 13:59

but do you know how rude it sounds to just have sex and then leave her to be alone in another room. that would leave a girl heartbroken. Make her feel like a toy. Then sex will get gradually worse and worse.