Miscellaneous: Today, I just got off a flight and I sent my best friend a message...

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By I am filled with cringe - 01/05/2016 22:15 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I just got off a flight and I sent my best friend a message saying, "I"M BACK BITCH". I accidentally sent it to my mother instead of my friend. FML.

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Thursday 5 May 2016 13:03

If your mother is chill, I'm sure she can laugh about it

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Thursday 5 May 2016 13:03

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