Love, Transportation and Sex: Today, after my boyfriend had been away for months, I invited...

By NotAsGoodAsATruck - 03/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Ludington

Today, after my boyfriend had been away for months, I invited him over to have sex. He said he hurt his back too badly to do anything. Don't worry though, it doesn't hurt enough to stop him from working on his truck for several hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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He's the problem

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 21:00 - United States - Monticello

Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML

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911 is a joke

By ouch - 25/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML

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Sore

By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 20:01

Today, a few hours after me and my husband had sex, he mumbled, "This is why I hate sex," as he left to grab some Tylenol. Apparently, he's so out of shape that basic sex made his muscles too sore to sleep. This is the first time in two weeks we've had sex. I'm always the one that has to ask for it. FML

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Kick the tragedy

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 18:01

Today, my boyfriend is pushing for sex even though I’ve just had spinal surgery, his reasoning being I only have to lie there, so it’s not like he’s asking me to move or actively participate. He basically wants me to ignore my pain and become a masturbation toy. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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By k8thagr8 - 01/03/2015 02:47 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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Waiting For Godot 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Lexi - 04/09/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, my muscles are sore in my arm. I told my boyfriend I think I slept on it wrong. Truth is, it's from masturbation. He won't have sex until we're married. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2019 06:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Sunday 3 June 2018 20:38

This is the first time I've heard of the "truck-zone"

azouwa 26

Wednesday 16 May 2018 5:47

Just let the man zone out. Bring him his fav food and and drink and follow silent cues to stay or go back inside. He misses his truck too.

Comments

Davros 12

Monday 4 June 2018 6:51

where has this boyfriend been for months?

azerty_fml 14

Monday 4 June 2018 10:23

Are you heavier than the truck?

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 4 June 2018 13:28

Laying on his back working on his truck does sound less straining than thrusting his waist a couple hundred times during the course of sex.

kotolokacja 6

Monday 13 August 2018 21:11

have u ever heard of... a girl topping? I know, wild

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 June 2018 18:07

Looks like someone has an empty garage.

Emilia Laneman 9

Monday 4 June 2018 20:08

Classic cheater’s line. If he isn’t cheating, I’d buy a cake, cuz that’d be a first.

Barbara Woodke 8

Tuesday 5 June 2018 8:45

He doesn't want to have sex with youth because you're now the "other woman" to him and he'll feel guilt. You are officially no longer woman #1. I'm speaking from experience.

TheUnforgiven 8

Tuesday 5 June 2018 8:55

I know it sucks but sometimes, just like women, men don't want to have sex in that moment.

zuckerburg 21

Tuesday 5 June 2018 12:49

When working on a truck, you don't have to thrust and put pressure/strain on your lower back. I'm also not sure about the rest of you ladies, but having sex while in pain and working while having pain is two very different feelings. RE: the former, you won't enjoy yourself nearly as much as you would have without pain, and considering he is the injured party, felt it wouldn't be right to you for not performing optimally. Meanwhile, working on a truck, if you stop working on it midway through or don't have the correct socket wrench, who cares...