Intimacy: Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked...

By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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By sunboy52 - 05/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2012 13:29 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my boyfriend of three years, whom I recently got engaged to, asked me to take a photo of my mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see what mine would look like when I got older. FML

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By hateparents - 11/10/2009 11:25 - Australia

Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 4:18

why do you have a picture of your mom's breasts

EnchiladaTaco 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:52

Did he see your mom's **** before he saw yours? :O

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ban4023 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:36

got milk??

Atara223 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 18:33

The image you get of just how this evening ended is even funnier than the fml....

abcnonamecba 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 11:59

lol that sucks

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Sunday 21 March 2010 21:45

did she have a nice rack?

confuzzledbylife 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:39

EW! why are there pics of that on your computer?! sucks to be you...

weavermycutecat 0

Monday 12 July 2010 4:49

ouch

kiss_1214 17

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:17

Haha I love pon and zi!!!

ItsmeRJ_ 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:51

Kinky

varkey 7

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:48

soo nasty FYL

Nadinek98 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:16

if Ur moms breasts are legit u say... I get it from her ... if their not then u get yer boobs from dad

OHnathanIO 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:44

me gusta

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