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By helloworld92 / Saturday 31 January 2009 20:33 / United States
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At least aim for the floor! Dammit, it costs a lot of money to have a couch cleaned professionally. You seriously owe him like oral sex on demand for a month or something.

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At least aim for the floor! Dammit, it costs a lot of money to have a couch cleaned professionally. You seriously owe him like oral sex on demand for a month or something.

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So he has to pay to clean the couch and in return she gives oral? Doesn't that sound like protestation ?

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@sammieg: I think you mean "prostitution" and if you do, you don't understand how prostitution works. If you did mean protestation, that makes even less sense.

shit...please tell me it was smirnoff vodka. I have a friend who cant even handle 1 shot of anything but she can drink those regular smirnoffs like it was water.

Today i put a date rape drug in this girls drink i guess it didnt go over well she puke it up with a bunch of chineese food FML

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yeah... ... cookies... or pretzels... and for those of you calling her a lightweight (it might be true... and it might not...): chinese food usually has rice, right? rice expands when there is a liquid to soak up, right? rice soaks up alcohol, her stomach can't hold it all, she pukes... doesn't mean she's a lightweight.

Same thing happened to me only his brother actually stepped in a puddle of my puke we've been dating for three months now don't worry about it too much LOL

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