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By helloworld92 / Saturday 31 January 2009 20:33 / United States
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At least aim for the floor! Dammit, it costs a lot of money to have a couch cleaned professionally. You seriously owe him like oral sex on demand for a month or something.

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At least aim for the floor! Dammit, it costs a lot of money to have a couch cleaned professionally. You seriously owe him like oral sex on demand for a month or something.

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@sammieg: I think you mean "prostitution" and if you do, you don't understand how prostitution works. If you did mean protestation, that makes even less sense.

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yeah... ... cookies... or pretzels... and for those of you calling her a lightweight (it might be true... and it might not...): chinese food usually has rice, right? rice expands when there is a liquid to soak up, right? rice soaks up alcohol, her stomach can't hold it all, she pukes... doesn't mean she's a lightweight.

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