By jumanji - 23/03/2015 23:19

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 393
You deserved it 2 643

Same thing different taste

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It's always so sunny in Cali- even the showers are golden!

i am pretty sure that peeing on window and rain on window do noy sound the same... but what do i know.. i have never had someone pee on my window before. . :P

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MetalxSoldier 26

Sorry op. I think everyone will agree(R. Kelly excluded) that rain is better than golden showers any time.

Yell Stop that right now or urine trouble!

You are the first pun related comment that actually got plus votes :D

Seems it never rains in southern California Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya? It pours, man, it pours

martin8337 35

It is said that silence is golden, now you know that other stuff is too.

Unless you were horrible to the hobo at a previous time, I don't understand how anyone could think you could deserve this. Icky :( I hope that is not a regular occurrence!

Well I am in San Francisco and coincidently we did have REAL rain 2 days ago! (For those of you who do not know why it's a big deal , California is in a severe drought right now and it's only rained less than 10 days each year for the past 3 years!) And yes, there are also people peeing in the street, sadly. But I have never experienced someone peeing on my own window ! How disgusting and creepy!

We can't be 100% sure when OP wrote that, whatsoever, they must be happy for the rain if you guys had real rain 2 days ago.

Is your window extra close to the ground or is his dick bigger than hulk's?!

buttcramp 21

I feel like if the homeless person knew they were seen, they'd be embarrassed enough to not come back. If they do, tell the police. Moving is a huge hassle for such a seemingly small problem.

go outside and show him that the territory's already been marked