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  DaveOnDope  |  4

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I've actually asked my boyfriend before if it was in yet, but just when we had sex for the first time and I wasn't really sure of anything all I knew was that it hurt. So don't feel bad op she probably didn't mean it in that way!

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  respectthetek  |  0

i said this to my boyfriend the first time. i didnt mean it like "is that it?" i meant "do i have to take more in?" because it really hurt and i couldnt see from my angle.

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  ViolentBears  |  0

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  KaySL  |  24

How on earth do you rephrase "Well... Was it in yet?" to "Was it in the right hole?". How about you stop ass-pulling and just admit you misread the FML?

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  KaySL  |  24

Yeah, sure, I'm getting plenty of hate today, mostly borerline-incomprehensible, but whatever. To be honest, if I wasn't, I'd start to worry, given how obnoxious and fucked in the head most of these new idiots on FML are.

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  ASHLEYbcddd  |  0

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  DocBastard  |  38

Ashley, you must be relatively new here and relatively young. *checks Ashley's profile* Right. Let me explain the makeup of FML comments: - 75% worthless drivel - 5% helpful advice or intelligent witticisms - 20% complete and utter stupidity - 5% yelling at morons If people like KaySL didn't exist, those 20% would run rampant around here. Plus, they smell. Is that what you want? Didn't think so. SirEBC: No one is impressed that the King of Togo declared you a knight.

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  KaySL  |  24

Thanks, Doc, but there was no need to expend your virtual breath on her, if only because her profile bio is of the "ewww what are you looking at this public profile that I wrote for, you must be a perverted rapist" kind. Sigh. And for anyone wondering about Doc's extra 5%, the "5% helpful advice or intelligent witticisms" and "5% yelling at morons" are one and the very same.

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  Steplo  |  5

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  FlashBurn  |  13

1. The 2 5%'s are apparently one and the same, so it adds up. Also apparently intelligent witticism = yelling at idiots, though I would rather point out that it's not yelling at them as much as making insulting fun of them in a loud type. (No, it can't be a voice online, nubs.) 2. We can all leave Ashley alone in the dark on this, the poor freshman, still reeking, has yet to learn that intelligent argument is the best entertainment aside from the FML's on here. DocBastard, you are my hero.

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  SirEBC  |  7

147- And now you're included in it! At first you were one of the cool guys feeling superior because you didn't get in on the stupidity, but now you're excluded from that group because you couldn't resist the urge to tell us how stupid and annoying we are! See how that works?!

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You're all idiots except Kay and Doc. 147, you're far more of an idiot than the rest for contributing to this thread even though you said it was 'pointless'. Also, for using my word.

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  FlashBurn  |  13

Hey, I'm offended by that! I'm not an idiot, I just play one in... real... life..... Damn. You got me. (that's sarcasm for you noobs if you can't tell) Frankly, to be honest, I don't care. I love the long arguments for entertainment value and sometimes say something stupid to continue them.

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  bassdredd  |  2

guys you need to calm the f*ck down. I don't understand why people take time out of their lives to have meaningless arguments and convos with anonymous strangers. oh wait, that's right. you have no lives. go out and get some.

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  itman3456  |  0

MATH BADD no more jjjuuuusssstttt got out of school so please for the love of Gawd pull the ten ft. sticks out of all of ur pussys and SHUT THE FUCK UP. thank yhu

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  NuyoRicanGirl  |  3

hahaha #241 you're talking shit about how meaningless this is yet you take the time to comment and tell people to get a life?????? What about you? Do you have a life? I think not =p

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  122409  |  0

KaySL, have you ever been to anger management therapy? you sound like you really need it...100% of the time....ViolentBears was very clearly being sarcastic. you need to calm down and find a non-Internet alternative to vent this anger that you have.

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  ginger467  |  2

now I'm not going to say this is purposeless. that would mean that my comment would be as well. but you guys should really shut up. if you want to argue with someone because you are angry or feel you were cheated in life, do it in your private place and time. it makes the human race look as retarded as you look. peace chaps.

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  netherflame  |  0

Has this finally been settled? : o Oh, and it most definitely was in the right hole. Technically it should've been since OP thought so to himslf after having been asked whether it was or not. It's like this: She asked him if it was in - silently pinning down that she is asking him if he had INSERTED HIS PHALLUS INSIDE HER VAGINA (lol), and he thought "Yes". So it should be settled. What amazes me the most is the fact nobody Even mentioned the possibility of his penis being fairly small. Like seriously - it was the first thing that came to my mind. x)

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  UTTU  |  0

DocBastard is pretty much the only reason to read FML. And his numbers grossly underestimate the number of stupid, pointless, or inane posts here.

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  Ashley121645  |  0

72- you are an utter retard. way to put your number your profile. do you want to get stalked by creepers? wow lol obviously you do or you are just a desperate ho. idk lol. but dont tell someone to shut up for argueing and using nasty names and then just go and do it yourself. annoying hypocrite.

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Also kinda feel bad for op for having an unsatisfactory sized penis. or maybe the chick for has a really big vagina... really big vagina... really big vagina... echo... echo...

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  instantmusic  |  4

Hey, the concentration of nerves that causes a woman pleasure only extends about 3 or so inches into the vag depending on how long her clit is. As long as you can rock those 3 inches you're all set!

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  KaySL  |  24

How on earth do you rephrase "Well... Was it in yet?" to "Was it in the right hole?". How about you stop ass-pulling and just admit you misread the FML?

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