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By Anonymous - 29/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Killeen
Today, I have pink eye. A friend asked if I was a stoner, or if I got into a fight. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that I had to explain what pink eye was, or the fact that I had to explain it to a 35 year old man. FML