Love: Today, I have finally realized that my fiancé is more in love...

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By WhatHappened - 18/06/2016 01:04 - United States - Homosassa

Today, I have finally realized that my fiancé is more in love with his phone than he is with me. FML

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Elgrin 15

Saturday 18 June 2016 21:15

This is actually a more widespread problem than most people realize. You might want to talk to him about it.

xx000o 27

Saturday 18 June 2016 11:49

What took so long?

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xx000o 27

Saturday 18 June 2016 11:49

What took so long?

Elgrin 15

Saturday 18 June 2016 21:15

This is actually a more widespread problem than most people realize. You might want to talk to him about it.

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