Love: Today, I have been engaged for 3 months... have not got as much... - FML

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By Engaged - 26/01/2016 15:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I have been engaged for 3 months... have not got as much as a kiss. she also refuses to be alone with me... not even for shopping. FML

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