Miscellaneous: Today, I have a hangover. Last night me and my friends texted...

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By DunGoofed - 08/01/2017 19:08

Today, I have a hangover. Last night me and my friends texted my crush that I won't sleep with him because, "We're not even dating and I miss my ex and I just want sex." What? FML

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MrEldritch 14

Saturday 14 January 2017 6:02

At least you were being honest, I guess.... ...right?

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MrEldritch 14

Saturday 14 January 2017 6:02

At least you were being honest, I guess.... ...right?

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