Health: Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate...

By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By ljajjanaa - 04/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had to politely request that my floormate not blast heavy metal music at 4 a.m. His response? "It’s the weekend," followed by him slamming the door in my face and turning the music up. I work weekends. FML

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By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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By Looking4AnApartment - 16/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore

Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML

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By Ring a ding ding - 15/10/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, because my room was cold as ice, I couldn't sleep in there, so I went to my living room. It was at that moment that I realized just how bad my tinnitus is when I don't have my fan or any other form of constant noise to drown it out. I couldn't stop focusing on it, so I remained awake all night. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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By SpaceAstronaut - 28/12/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML

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By mintypoison - 14/11/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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Briiyahh 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:46

I would've hit them I have low tolerance for bullshit you shouldn't tolerate that

DontThumbMeDown 8

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:47

Atleast it isnt Justin Beiber.

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Mahtari 19

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:52

I see no problem. If I had a roommate who did that, I'd just do it back.

Futacy 29

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:55

Unfortunately, OP has a cold, so he/she will be more vulnerable and in bed much longer than his/her roommate.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:52

I would love to have your roommate because that's my type of music but if it's not yours. . . Your mate needs a nut check!

keven501 12

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:53

I'd throw a wet cat on them in the morning

Disobey_fml 13

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:55

Buy a airhorn and get a low table.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 31 August 2012 1:53

Why use a table? just crouch naked over his face and take video for the internet. Guaranteed viral hit.

GothicAngel17 24

Friday 31 August 2012 8:12

104- That sounds painful for the guy crouching over him...

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 31 August 2012 21:01

Or a Vuvuzela...

j_cat187 19

Saturday 1 September 2012 18:11

I prefer the farting with baby powder prank. Give that bastard pink eye.

usernamehere556 11

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:57

Reminds me of Back to the Future. haha

Enslaved 36

Friday 31 August 2012 0:03

Damn! You beat me to it by 2 minutes! :P

trqskq 14

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:57

You should hit him with a piece of heavy metal. If he likes the sound of it, he should like the feel of it striking his face.

RabidLimaBeans 16

Friday 31 August 2012 0:16

Since that theory makes any kind of sense

trqskq 14

Friday 31 August 2012 0:34

Your comment makes no sense.

Dblocker 18

Friday 31 August 2012 1:16

Now that's taking the term "metalhead" to the next level!

honeybadgerDG2S 2

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:58

Punch him in the fa e while he is sleeping

Enslaved 36

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:59

Did he play "Van Halen"? "Back to the Future" flashback!

baronvonstosch 0

Friday 31 August 2012 4:25

Van halen isn't heavy metal Hard rock, yes Metal, no. Pantera is metal

Enslaved 36

Friday 31 August 2012 4:50

"Van Halen's" music was played in that movie scene. Ummm. . . "Eddie" Van Halen to be precise. :P That's why I said them(:

sbuxsux11 8

Friday 31 August 2012 6:45

pantera is definitely metal compared to van halen! damn i miss pantera

007type 26

Friday 31 August 2012 0:01

Get well soon, OP. Them kick some ass.

007type 26

Friday 31 August 2012 0:12

*then

j_cat187 19

Saturday 1 September 2012 18:09

Kick ass soon op you will hmm?

Turtle_rebellion 10

Friday 31 August 2012 0:02

I'm guessing it was around this time that you "reacted out of instinct" and beat the shit out of him?

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