Miscellaneous: Today, I had two cups in my hands, one full of salt water to...

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By IT WAS THE SALT WATER - 15/02/2016 16:57 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I had two cups in my hands, one full of salt water to clean my newly pierced cartilage, and the other full of fresh water. Guess which one I drank. FML

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