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By memesmakedreams - 04/06/2016 18:40 - United States - Brevard

Today, I had to work a double shift. It wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't my birthday, and I had not asked off 3 months ago. I'm missing my party. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:25

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Sunday 12 June 2016 7:25

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