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By kmb1416 - 27/05/2016 15:41 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I had to walk for 2 hours in hot weather whilst desperately needing the toilet, because I was in the middle of nowhere with no other means of transport (or places I could privately relieve myself). It got so bad that I started to fantasise about what the restrooms would be like. FML

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midjigirl 13

Saturday 28 May 2016 2:52

If you were in the middle of nowhere without other people around is there really any reason you couldn't just go outside?

will968 15

Monday 30 May 2016 3:25

They said and no private places to relieve myself

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midjigirl 13

Saturday 28 May 2016 2:52

If you were in the middle of nowhere without other people around is there really any reason you couldn't just go outside?

will968 15

Monday 30 May 2016 3:25

They said and no private places to relieve myself

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