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Are you telling me you happen to read the directions of everything you buy? If you do, you must be miserable.

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"Dangers/Warnings" Soda Cans may burst depending on location and conditions. Avoid being boxed by this object Top of can may often be pointy Don't touch the rim as you will get cut Use easy tab ...I don't see any in reality but if they didn't include it, there's obviously a reason.

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Don't worry op, The thing about lieing is you can make up what ever story you want too, when someone asks how you cut your hand.

Always cut AWAY from yourself. Ahhh, I remember my first cola, except I didn't end up in the hospital! Just be happy doc bastard wasn't your doctor.

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Your comment confused the hell out of me. Were you trying to make a Step Brothers reference or do you actually remember your first cola?

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