Miscellaneous: Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store....

By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Reider022 16

Friday 12 June 2015 12:11

Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.

MandyO 15

Friday 12 June 2015 12:04

At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.

Comments

Kidjazzin 17

Friday 12 June 2015 13:07

That must have been awkward..

MisterGasMoney 16

Friday 12 June 2015 13:08

If there wasn't a sign, then it isn't your fault...

Megatron_Griffin 25

Friday 12 June 2015 13:10

"I can't poop in strange places...I can only poop in my home. It's why I never wander..it's why I never Rome" That sucks OP, I literally hate going in public places for fear of stuff like that happening..the only time I could do it was when I worked at a public place..really had no choice, but it is like getting paid to poop :P. Like the others said though, they should've had a sign up, sorry you got stuck in that situation

Hunkapoo 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 2:59

im sorry but why so many down votes for this? I'm new here lol.

Preposterous 8

Saturday 13 June 2015 14:13

63, mostly because there wasn't much relevant information. The quote itself would've been fine alone. The rambling anecdote was unnecessary (no one asked) and she simply repeated what had already been said in previous comments. Essentially, she was just talking to talk and that's fairly despised by some.

Megatron_Griffin 25

Monday 15 June 2015 15:43

Was a family guy reference and was just joking around. My apologies for not reading every comment other people had posted. 63 people on this site get butt hurt way to easily.

Megatron_Griffin 25

Monday 15 June 2015 15:45

Seriously, never seen so many negative people in my life haha lighten up people

FlyersHockey 9

Friday 12 June 2015 13:18

That's a story to tell your grandkids one day.

dreamful_artist 14

Friday 12 June 2015 13:33

I mean if they didn't put up a sign, it's kinda their fault for not making it known.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Friday 12 June 2015 13:35

Be proud of your poop

shaenasinclair 19

Friday 12 June 2015 13:40

Oh dear

CyberSeeker 20

Friday 12 June 2015 14:15

At least you could act like it wasn't you

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Friday 12 June 2015 14:39

They were there for ten minutes, anyone else would've left straight away and said it was broken. The employees were waiting for them, ergo they can't pretend it wasn't them.