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By PuckYouToTheFace - 17/01/2016 20:54 - United States - San Francisco
Today, I had to use the bathroom at my boyfriends house, and left the door open since no one was home. Unfortunately his dad came back early from skiing. Despite being able to kick the door shut in time, he obviously heard me loudly pooping. I come here every weekend. FML