Miscellaneous: Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I...

By shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa - 29/03/2015 14:03 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 10:49 - United States

Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

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Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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Never? NEVER?!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for 4 years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By Fauxgeek - 28/06/2016 01:29

Today, my 84-year-old grandmother taught me a keyboard shortcut. FML

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By scarred4life - 18/01/2009 19:18 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

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No way, uh-uh, no, not doing it

By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 06:00

Today, I asked my son to show his grandma how to do some basic stuff on the computer. He said no way, he knows how long it takes old people to grasp computers. I jokingly threatened to ground him for 6 months unless he did it. He took the 6 months without hesitating. FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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pandamimo 5

Monday 30 March 2015 0:15

Grandma don't take none of your shit

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 30 March 2015 0:12

Well now ya know not to sass grandma.

Comments

Steve95401 49

Monday 30 March 2015 0:47

Be careful or Grandma might unfriend you.

SMHsohard 22

Monday 30 March 2015 4:49

That's not how it works! That's not how any of it works!

SMHsohard 22

Monday 30 March 2015 4:52

That's not how it works! That's not how any of it works!

AllSoul 23

Monday 30 March 2015 1:09

That'll teach you.

Witchylady 17

Monday 30 March 2015 1:09

Slap the bitch back.

Joshawott 21

Monday 30 March 2015 1:26

Listen to your elders.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Monday 30 March 2015 1:47

dont mess with grandma

dragoongirl90 34

Monday 30 March 2015 1:54

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

mukduk 21

Monday 30 March 2015 5:45

Why would she ask a child how to burn a CD? I'm sure if OP is old enough to write an FML, they're old enough to know better than to say something like that.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 30 March 2015 9:04

A four year old could write an FML.

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 30 March 2015 2:00

Is nobody going to mention Op's name? Best part of the FML for me.

Pizzapiggy1 18

Monday 30 March 2015 3:30

Grandma ain't takin your shit

CoolCookie210 22

Monday 30 March 2015 3:45

And that's when you get the **** out of there because you don't need to take that from someone you're helping. She obviously needed your help, so she can shut the **** up.