Well, lets see if we can make it anymore awkward. They are brothers. They are father and son. They are twins and she was a clown at their birthday. She dated them both at the same time and they dumped her because of it. She was in a wheelchair and the guy behind had to push her through the line. They were blind and recognised her by her perfume and called out to her; she didn't answer the whole time. She was dressed as a clown from a previous gig, trying to deposit money. There was no one else in the line and the delay was because of problems with the tellers. Anyone else got some more?

Putting this in my favorites just because of this comment

Who said they were assholes? Just because their relationship didn't work out doesn't make them assholes.

How did you come about that gold and red medal?

I got an FML published.

Haha that's funny I always think that

Out of the line or out of town?

Both

And burn the bank down while you're at it...

many people do, you'd be surprised

Uhm, basically anyone I know. Online banking is still quite unsafe (easy to hack etc.) and since every two weeks there seems to be another big company announcing that their info got stolen/hacked, I can understand that people want to minimize the risk of losing their money. Also there's basically a bank every five meters over here so it's not that much of an inconvenience.

yeah, what he/she said!^

I don't know about other banks but mine is pretty good with security and insurance for what they call 'digital vulnerabilities'. They have strong security features and verify every action with you, and I think the most vulnerability comes from the client's end in terms of using unsafe connections or giving away information online. As long as your computers clean and you are conservative with your information I think you should be okay with e-banking.