Love: Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister...

By anonymous - 30/07/2015 22:04 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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Oversharing is caring

By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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Gassy

By MuteNToot - 26/02/2015 21:17

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

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Welcome to hell

By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML

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By smelly asses - 17/09/2020 07:50

Today, my husband and my daughter engaged in a fart war. Guess who go to do a pile of shitty laundry, while the other texted his friends about the “hilarious” incident? FML

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By ANNIEDBD - 23/03/2012 09:44 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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Khepre 22

Friday 31 July 2015 11:15

That is true love right there.

foreverfmls 10

Friday 31 July 2015 11:14

Well... At least they're comfortable with each other!

Comments

frenchyB 14

Friday 31 July 2015 11:45

I guess they really are perfect for each other then haha

MrThump 16

Friday 31 July 2015 11:52

Let a monster rip and tell them it meant "shut the **** up"

Lillyyy06 6

Friday 31 July 2015 12:01

Be happy that your sister is in a comfortable relationship :)

JoeOfDoom 6

Friday 31 July 2015 12:05

Now this is the sort of epic love story I hope to have.

Mynamewontfi 40

Friday 31 July 2015 12:15

It's all fun and games until one ends up with a shart.

pooldude 24

Friday 31 July 2015 12:58

now that's true love!

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 31 July 2015 12:58

This relationship gives a new meaning to Love Stinks.

saymynamess 19

Friday 31 July 2015 13:20

Immature

buymevickis92 26

Friday 31 July 2015 13:28

now that's love lol

PanoramicDemon 18

Friday 31 July 2015 13:47

I want their relationship.

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