By madden2014 - 19/09/2013 22:23 - United States - Los Gatos

Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML
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OP here. For those of you who are curious, I work at a public high school teaching English. The class of interest here was my Advanced Placement English Literature and Composition class (made up of SENIORS). The issue came up because a sample practice objective test I passed out had referenced some biblical stories and a couple of students had questions on it. He still thinks Solomon is in one of his Pokémon games.

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caohm 18

I hope you teach elementary school

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quanito1013 6

Guys, please. King Solomon is a rare Yugioh card.

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kaitlynjane 28

I'm guessing it's probably just as bad that I was initially thinking that this FML was talking about Sauroman from Lord of the Rings.

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Enslaved 36

Just for kicks-- Get a sword and threaten to cut his pokeballs in half.

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worldclassrager 39

When suddenly a wild King Solomon appeared! King Solomon used wisdom it's super affective

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AnOriginalName 19

It's giving me the finger too. Probably nothing personal, then.

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