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By DamnitSeth - 30/01/2016 05:58 - United States - Bradenton
Today, I had to pick up my wasted roommate from the bar and drive him home. Halfway there, he opened the passenger door and jumped out, only to piss on the side of the road, puke, then pass out in it. We were 15 miles out still... FML