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  rg350dx  |  29

Or start masturbating extremely loudly to porn with the speakers turned all the way up. See how she likes it. Really get into it OP. Jerk it like your life depends on that shit.

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  Ambient25  |  24

You don't even need porn, just put the TV on a tennis game and turn the volume up real loud. I swear if you watch it with your eyes closed it sounds just like porn.

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  Enslaved  |  36

I agree with #34 Slayer would never ruin my mood. But I would have to tune out the morbid lyrics and just concentrate on its great beat instead. As for blasting it for my mom? She like music like Céline Dion so it would definitely ruin the mood for her.:P

By  carnage45567  |  10

Time for you to get a car and go on a few dates or go out with some friends no one wants to see a parent like that... At least I hope not...

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21, front doors are usually in the living room. The house I grew up in required you to go through the living room to get to either the front or back door from any of the bedrooms.

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  djxerxes9000  |  18

I want to find out if OP was male or female. A dude pissing in kitty litter is a lot less funny than a chick getting her pussy out to piss in kitty litter. the irony is astounding

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