Love: Today, I had to move to Alaska. I'm so heartbroken about leaving... - FML

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By Dilexar - 16/06/2016 09:44 - United States

Today, I had to move to Alaska. I'm so heartbroken about leaving my girlfriend behind, I literally had a breakdown in McDonald's over a pickle. FML

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spicychick21 5

Friday 17 June 2016 8:36

No!! No the f*** it's not!!!! Don't lie to them!!!

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Adeline_Berry 15

Friday 17 June 2016 2:25

Alaska is pretty amazing I'm sorry about your girl but have fun up here, it's not to cold don't worry

spicychick21 5

Friday 17 June 2016 8:36

No!! No the f*** it's not!!!! Don't lie to them!!!

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