By missTyfied - 25/08/2012 19:11 - Philippines - Sucat

Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 187
You deserved it 3 504

Same thing different taste

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Vegeto30294 19

That doesn't sound fun no matter how you try to make it sound.

The things we have to do for an education.

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jenniiienyc 5

This sounds mild compared to what some of my science teachers have made my classes do..

jenniiienyc 5

We had to dissect a giant white rat, (a girl, pregnant), take out her stomach and put the potential mice babies under a microscope to examine them, then cut the ears, eyes, and nose off to examine as well. I didn't see the point of the eyes ears and nose. I think my teacher was just disturbed. Excuse the book I just wrote! :)

jenniiienyc 5

Endure or fail. Lol, words to live by in that professors class!

I've also dissected a cat before, in my vet class I took in high school.

jenniiienyc 5

No fighting here. I can't deny that I worded that like a moron! Thanks for deciphering what I meant though. For the record, we were talking about science, not proper sentence structure;)

jenniiienyc 5

I love all the extra stories:D But really, dissecting a cat might tug on my heart strings.

It was hard, but they had been euthanized before hand, it was actually pretty cool

Well, I dissected a cow eye in 5th grade... Yes, 5th grade. I was also partners with my nemesis, who I seriously had to stop from tearing that eyeball apart with his scalpel... Ah, good times.

Recruit the local little kids! "Hey kids, go pick up those chocolate pieces over there". Make sure to make them wear gloves.

I would hope there aren't stray dogs roaming around and that they all have proper owners that care for them the correct way. ***In biology class I had to look at my own urine underneath a microscope (super cool!) but now I think it's considered bio-hazardous.:P

In a few weeks, our class will be required to collect urine, fecal and blood samples from ourselves and run some tests on them. I'd much rather collect stray dog turd than collect my own! :(

*is suddenly very glad they're doing an English degree...*

CantBeatMe2007 5

Your pic goes along with this so well!(:

The next person to say "shitty" or "stinky" as a really bad pun will instantly get thumbed down.

Or you could rescue him so he's no longer stray! You Better

You obviously are studying some kind of veterinary medicine what did you think you wouldn't look at poop? Just wait until you put your finger up a dogs butt

Hydromicide 6

Please, that's nothing, our coach makes us swim 100 100's on the 1:30 if someone ***** up badly.