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By anonymous3 - 21/06/2016 17:46 - United States - Naperville

Today, I had to help my nanny kid with his school work so I logged onto his computer to find a bunch of porn sites. He also looked up my name to see if I was a porn star. FML

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Pimpfromdowntown 11

Wednesday 22 June 2016 5:07

are you?

Boometh 15

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:50

Its time you start your modeling career. You can put him down as your number 1 fan.

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Pimpfromdowntown 11

Wednesday 22 June 2016 5:07

are you?

sillymama 21

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:10

Damn. Guess he really likes you Op. Kinda scary though.

Boometh 15

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:50

Its time you start your modeling career. You can put him down as your number 1 fan.

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